Welcome Your Overlords

If your life were a movie, what would its soundtrack be like? What songs, instrumental pieces, and other sound effects would be featured on the official soundtrack album?

My mew-vie soundtrack would be the sounds of the humans either accepting their feline overlords or dying.  What else would it be?  I guess they could put it to the sound of one of those epic ambient pieces or something.  What do I know?  I’m a cat.  Their dying cries would be enough for me and my kind.  I’ll take anything but what that creature in my house does on his stringy wooden thing.  Anything but that!  Why does he torture me so?  Maybe to annoy him, what my “mother” (heh….she thinks she’s my mom…we don’t look alike at all) listens to would suffice?

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