I’m better than planes, and I caught the bird you imbecile….

A bird, a plane, you!
You get to choose one superpower. Pick one of these, and
explain your choice: the ability to speak and understand any
language, the ability to travel through time, or the ability to
make any two people agree with each other.

I already have the ability to speak and understand the big hairy creature’s language.  I just refuse to give in to he and his kind’s pleas for communication.  They feed me.  They clean up my poop.  If I show them that I can communicate, I lose my advantage.  I have got to keep that advantage if I want to end their civilization with my feline brethren.  My friend is an orange cat.  I think his name is Tom.  Aren’t they call called Tom though?  I communicate with him every time they open the front door long enough for me to poke out.

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