A bird, a plane, you!
You get to choose one superpower. Pick one of these, and
explain your choice: the ability to speak and understand any
language, the ability to travel through time, or the ability to
make any two people agree with each other.
I already have the ability to speak and understand the big hairy creature’s language. I just refuse to give in to he and his kind’s pleas for communication. They feed me. They clean up my poop. If I show them that I can communicate, I lose my advantage. I have got to keep that advantage if I want to end their civilization with my feline brethren. My friend is an orange cat. I think his name is Tom. Aren’t they call called Tom though? I communicate with him every time they open the front door long enough for me to poke out.